I got home to these messages. Apparently my friend started watching Supernatural…
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
"Gah! Why?" Was Sloth’s only response.
"Oh hello there." Sloth says with a smile as he wraps both his arms around Allie as she sits in his lap. "And hwat brings you to this place?"
"Yeah, you’re right…I’m sorry…" Sloth says, his smile faltering.
She looked at him, pulling him into a kiss, “I was only poking fun my dear.” She told him after she broke the kiss.
"Yeah, I’m just not that was just a bad response." Sloth says with a a small sigh after the kiss.
She placed her hand to his cheek, “It’s alright love.” She said, a gentle comfort to her voice.
"Can I try yhat again?" Sloth asks, his smile moving to a more gentle one.
She returned the smile “Go ahead.” she answered.
"Alright…ahem." Sloth cleared his throat, before his smile returned to it’s sly nature. "But…you like it when I’m mean sometimes, don’t you?"
life really is crazy