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(going to bed now, g’night!) 

PUT NSFW HEADCANONS IN MY ASK

vex-nikos:

ask-team-clst:

Anons okay

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*comes* "Hang on..."

youngtarkusofberenike:

embodiment-of-sloth:

youngtarkusofberenike:

embodiment-of-sloth:

youngtarkusofberenike:

embodiment-of-sloth:

"Hi. Er, how you all getting in?" Sloth says, looking at the new arrivals. 

Tarkus points to the door.
"I think there’s a whole porTAL OF THEM ONE OF THEM’S AN OTAKU!"
Tarkus bolts for cover.

"A what?" Sloth asks, glancing at the two grey-faces that decided to enter his home. "whats an ‘otaku’? Why should i be scared?" 

Tarkus stands for a moment, only to have a pink-haired Elite Knightess pounce on him, screaming something in a different language.

"Hey!" Sloth called, immediately at Tarkus’ side as he pries the woman off of him. "What is going on? Why are you pouncing this man? Tarkus, what’s going on?" 

"DESUUUU~~!" shouts the otaku, flying out of Sloth’s grip and immediately wrapping her arms around Tarkus’ waist, rubbing her face against him.
"NOPE," Tarkus yells, barrelling through the mass of Grey Knights that had amassed, the otaku still stuck to his body.

"Wait, Tarkus ,we must pry her away! We should reason!" Sloth calls as he is very quickly caught up with Tarkus, prying the woman off again and holding her away from him this time. 

*comes* "Hang on..."

youngtarkusofberenike:

embodiment-of-sloth:

youngtarkusofberenike:

embodiment-of-sloth:

"Hi. Er, how you all getting in?" Sloth says, looking at the new arrivals. 

Tarkus points to the door.
"I think there’s a whole porTAL OF THEM ONE OF THEM’S AN OTAKU!"
Tarkus bolts for cover.

"A what?" Sloth asks, glancing at the two grey-faces that decided to enter his home. "whats an ‘otaku’? Why should i be scared?" 

Tarkus stands for a moment, only to have a pink-haired Elite Knightess pounce on him, screaming something in a different language.

"Hey!" Sloth called, immediately at Tarkus’ side as he pries the woman off of him. "What is going on? Why are you pouncing this man? Tarkus, what’s going on?" 

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..
*crawls back covered in crossbow bolts and missing a leg.* please don't hurt me again.
Anonymous

"…you’ve had enough." Greed states, before forcefully turning away from the grey-face. "Now go on. drink your estus and rest at the bonfire. Do it again, though, and I take  both your legs.”

It stand for Bacon Lettuce Tomato and it is the best thing ever. These ones also have mayonnaise and turkey. Here, try one. *hands sandwich*
Anonymous

"Hm. Thank you." Sloth says, biting into the sandwich. "…eh, its okay…" he says after a bit of chewing. 

*Strolls in* Guess who brought sandwiches! You ever had a BLT? These things will turn you from Sloth to Gluttony in an instant.
Anonymous

"BLT? whats that?" Sloth asked over the 4 grey-faces talking in his place.

hydrus-of-zena replied to your post:*cums*
"I’m gonna turn it into a bloody pincushion!" Phae yelled, pulling out her crossbows and taking aim. "G’bye greyfuck." Phae hissed as she fired. Quickly she ran over to Greed and handed her a cloak. "What an asshole."

"Tell me about it…" Greed sighs as she ruefully put her soiled coat on the ground, and gratefully taking the cloak from Phae. "I’ve got a shirt, babe. You don’t have to give me a cloak…" she says, though she is smiling at the gesture.

You have made a grave error in summoning me...
Anonymous

"…did i accidentally summon a darkwraith?" Sloth asked as he looked at the new grey-face.